I, Ashley Ng, declare that I, cannot tahan the following things, in no particular order.

001. my swollen tongue.

002. not washing my hands at least three times a day.

003. people who plagiarize without prior permission.

004. people who swear excessively.

005. people who rasa "rock".

006. people who rasa "emo"

007. people who rasa "punk"

008. The Jonas Brothers voices. cause they s-u-c-k.

009. Miley Cyrus.

010. Secondhand Serenade

011. bad English

012. Anything to do with High School Musical,

013. or Camp Rock,

014. PpL hU SpEL LyK DiZ

015. PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS,

016. And Like This.

017. Bad photoshoping

018. mopers

019. students

020. "Catwoman", "Umbish", "Umbish Junior" and "TGirl"

021. people who abuse animals

022. people who abuse other people ( sexually and physically )

023. slow internet

024. lame tweenie bopper books ie: Gossip Girl

025. 90210


lazy liaw. :) MUAHAHHA LOOONG tittle :D

The Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Then your own comment below.
Tag 5 people.


1.Your name?
-Ashley




the most beautiful woman ive ever met and the love of my life
"ashley is soo effin hot"

: :D I put this one cause the first post was vulgar. :C



2. Age?
-14



A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". Often used in conjunction with 88.
"14/88 forever!", shouted the skinhead."


: lol much?


3. One of your friends?
-Jolanda

an evil person that likes to scare her friends
"Jolanda told me that George is trying to impregnate me by saying hi. "

: HAHAHA


4. Favourite colour?
-Black

1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car.

: lol.


>5. Birthplace?
- Kuching

''The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists. ''
''Contrary to what quite a lot of West Malaysians think, Kuching people are not uneducated and 'ulu'. The fact is most Kuchingites can speak better English then them. Kuching also ranks as the no. 2 highest average household income. ''
''Most Kuchingites have the same hobby - eating. This is why there are so many kopitiams over here. Our most famous foods are the kolo mee, laksa Sarawak, kacangma and midin belacan. ''
''Kuching is developing at a very pace rapid pace and this is not neccesarily a good thing. Rising crime, traffic jams, several new malls, and more coming soon might turn Kuching into another unlivable metropolis. Currently however, crime and traffic are still much better than in other large cities in Malaysia. ''


: sweeeeet. :D



6..Month of your birth?
-March


Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
"She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool."


: I AGREE! HAHA


7. Last person you talked to ?
- Dad

The parent that takes the most ****. Sure, if you had a ***** father, then go ahead and *****, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't ********. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
"Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like ****. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

: daww


8. One of your nicknames?
-Ashy

When a negro's skin so dry it looks like they a white folk who been workin' in a coal mine.
"Damn, Sheila skin be ashy.....she need some cocoa butter to moisten up."


: um. D: lol...?


taggeth:
EVERYONE! :D

gots homework to catch up on. D:

NOOO

anyways, elly and ally are here. :D

BABES.

hahaha

OHOHOH! wait. you can't.

If not, go look at DD and EE's blog, I made the layout!!! :DDDDD



hahah

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

The rules:
Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random
things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be
tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.


1) My cello's name is Gabriel

2) I likes food

3) Cerulean is my favourite word/colour

4) I know a guy who none of the Kuching people know cause he's from Penang lol

5) I love my violoncello

6) I'll be 14 years old this March

7) I don't get the point of running around after a stupid ball.

8) I wanna be a Psychiatrist,

9) But if that don't work out I'll join Nat and Michelle's "band" as a cellist, cause I suck at Piano and Guitar and we'll travel around the world collecting tips in dingy old back road bars haha

10) Photoshop is my friend :)

11) I love the English language

12) I laugh a lot.

13) I am skilled in the art of tripping over air.

14) I don't like guys who think that they're all that.

15) SHORT PEOPLE SHALL RULE THE WORLD I TELL YOU!

16) I overuse the word love.

17) I am good at art... I think.

18) I'm not good at offline talking. :c

19) I don't waste my money on "ori" CDs. Or Pirated ones either. hahah Mininova for ever!

20) I don't like KL

21) Contrary to popular belief, I'm NOT emo.

22) I'm not random, I just have an overly active brain.

23) I wanna travel the world.

24) The word "garblebluush" probably don't mean anything to you right?

25) I'm terrible with kids.

I TAGS EVERYONE! school tomorrow.

:C NOT fun.


ah that's life.

went to a wedding, t'was REAAALY short, but sweet.

found out that one of my friends, wait no, TWO of my friends are REEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLY cheesy :X

went to church, then ate at McD, bumped into Nat (the future ballerina), Michelle, Ivan, Ryan, Esther C, May and Nisha.

we made ketchup craters :) haha.


ahahaha